Craig Ferguson

"The mutant buds are nearly ready, Great One. Soon we will release them into the atmosphere and take over the entire planet!"

"I avoid confrontation. If you grew up in Glasgow in the 1970's you'd avoid confrontation too. All I want is a easy life. I want to grow some vegetables, smoke some weed, sing carols at Christmas time and who knows? One day I'd like to be a dad and raise a couple of fucking children. But that's it! I've had it! I've fucking had enough. I'm going! No more Mr. Cuddly Toy!"

Nicky: "You're getting older."
Matthew: "These are laugh lines."
Nicky: "Nothing's that funny."

"It's Nicky. Nicky doesn't want to be in a relationship with someone who's irresponsible. And I don't want to be in a relationship with someone who isn't Nicky."

Stoick: "When we crack this mountain open, all hell is going to break loose."
Gobber: "And my undies. Good thing I brought extras."

Gobber: "Welcome to Dragon Training!"
Astrid: "No turning back.
Tuffnut: I hope I get some serious burns!"
Ruffnut: "I'm hoping for some mauling, like, on my shoulder or lower back."
Astrid: "Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it."
Hiccup: "Yeah, no kidding, right? Pain. Love it."
Tuffnut: "Oh great, who let him in?"

"Don't worry. You're small and you're weak. That'll make you less of a target! They'll see you as sick or insane and go after the more viking-like teens instead."
[To Hiccup]