Danny McBride

"When Faris and I applied for the job I never in a million years thought that I even passed the background check. You guys watch it now, it's a little bit to ate to send me back home so I might as well be honest. I have been arrested three times and I have stolen a vehicle and also punched a police officers horse in te muth on St. Patricks Day. And you guys have handed me the keys to the most expensive space ship in history. [laughs] Suckers!"

"Please do not judge my open mind cause I will slive out of this jumpsuit and I will colonize all over thi stable right there!"

Elizabeth Shaw: "I heard about these crazy bugs just outside these colonial pumps, apparently they look like cockroaches the size of a giant poodle."
Ricks: "Okay, first of all, stop, we're trying to eat."
Tennessee: "Come on, this is barely food."
Ricks: "But I love it."

Bomb: "Sometimes, when I get upset, I have been known to blow up. [walks into his house]"
Birds: "Surprise!"
Bomb: "Ahh! [Bomband's house explodes] Oh, excuse me, party foul."

"Oh my God! I am moving to catering after this!"

Red: "I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood left in my body."
Dale: "Well, you've been shot like seven times."

Red: "Why don't you follow his lead and just chill out, man?"
Dale: "I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, man."
Red: "You don't seem chill."
Dale: "I'm more chill than you."
Red: "You're more chill than me?
Dale Denton: Yeah."
Red: "Look what I'm wearing. Kimono, dog. What're you wearing?"
Dale: "A suit."
Red: "Yeah, exactly. I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you."
Dale: "Well, I don't know if I like you either, man."
Red: "Well, that's your loss 'cause I'm a great friend."

"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!"