David Carradine

Bill: "Pai Mei taught you the five point palm-exploding heart technique?"
The Bride: "Of course he did."
Bill: "Why didn't you tell me?"
The Bride: "I don't know... because I'm a bad person."
Bill: "No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt."

The Bride: "How did you find me?"
Bill: "I'm the man."

The Bride: "You and I have unfinished business."
Bill: "Baby, you ain't kidding."

Bill: "You hocked a Hattori Hanzo Sword?"
Budd: "Yep."
Bill: "It was priceless."
Budd: "Well, not in El Paso, it ain't. In El Paso I got me $250 for it."

Bill: "Anyhow, they all fell under her Hanzo sword."
Budd: "She's got a Hanzo sword?"
Bill: "He made one for her."
Budd: "Didn't he swear a blood oath to never make another sword?"
Bill: "It would appear he has broken it."
Budd: "Them Japs sure know how to hold a grudge... [laughs] or maybe... you just tend to bring that out in people."

Bill: "He'll accept you as his student."
The Bride: "Caught him in a good mood, aye?"
Bill: "More like a sadistic one. Just seeing those steps again makes me ache. You're gonna have plenty of fun carrying buckets of water up and down that fucker."
The Bride: "Why did he accept me?"
Bill: "Because he's a very very very old man. And like all rotten bastards, when they get old, they become lonely. Not that that has any effect on their disposition. But they do learn the value of company."

The Bride: "You want to come to the wedding?"
Bill: "Only if I can sit on the bride's side."
The Bride: "You'll find it a bit lonely on my side."
Bill: "Your side always was a bit lonely. But I wouldn't sit anywhere else."

Bill: "Isn't it supposed to be bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding?"
Tommy Plympton: "Well, let's just say I like to live dangerously."
Bill: "I know just what you mean."