Fritz Karl

Leopold Brandmeyer: "Ottilie, I'm sorry. I know, you hate it but I have to sing a song right now."
Ottilie Giesecke: "Don't worry about me, Leo. Just go ahead and sing."

Leopold Brandmeyer: "Sülzheimer has lied to you. He wants to blow up 'The White Horse Inn'."
Josepha Vogelhuber: "Lord help me!"
[Leopold embraces her very tight]
Leopold Brandmeyer: "Forget the Lord! You got me now!"

Ottilie Giesecke: "We women love bastards. We're only happy being unhappy."
Leopold Brandmeyer: "That doesn't make any sense at all."
Ottilie Giesecke: "We're talking about the female brain here."

Leopold Brandmeyer: "Of cause the parfume was expensive. I paid it."
Chef: "Mamma mia. Why don't you tell the chiefess that the smell and the weed is from you?"