Herb Edelman

Murray: "A whole bottle of pills! My God, get an ambulance!"
Oscar: "Wait a minute, will ya? We don't even know what kind!"
Murray: "What difference does it make? He took a whole bottle!"
Oscar: "Well, maybe they were vitamins! He could be the healthiest one in the room!"

"Hey, did you know Felix was once locked in a john overnight? He wrote out his entire will on half a roll of toilet paper. What a nut!"

Murray: "What happened to the apartment?"
Oscar: "It's been given the good housekeeping seal of approval."