January Jones

Stacy: "Uh, we're in the adult film industry, and, we're lovers."
Gina: "Yeah."
Stacy: "So Gina was having sex with this guy Meelo which was totally cool cause it was in the script."
Gina: "So we invited him back to the house because we like a little variety..."
Stacy: "I look up and see Gina kissing Meelo on the MOUTH which is not cool, because it violates our threesome code of ethics!"
Gina: "So Stacy bit my toe off."
Stacy: "Then Meelo starts yelling, calling me a crazy skank..."
Gina: "And nobody talks to my bitch that way!"
Stacy: "That's right."
Gina: "So I stapled his lip shut."
Dave: "Well, we've all... been there."

Dr. Buddy Rydell: "Dave assaulted a female flight attendant in mid-air."
Stacy: "Nice."
Gina: "I bet you beat her good."
Dave: "I didn't beat anybody. I touched a woman..."
Chuck: "Liar, bullshitter, you're a WOMAN BEATER! And you can't admit it, because you're a deluded piece of garbage!"
Dave Buznik: "I don't know about all that but... now I know why you're here."