Jesse White

Wilson: "Who's Harvey?"
Miss Kelly: "A white rabbit, six feet tall."
Wilson: "Six feet?"
Elwood P. Dowd: "Six feet three and a half inches. Now let's stick to the facts."

Veta Louise Simmons: [picking flowers] "They're for my brother, Elwood. He's devoted to ranunculur."
Wilson: "Sure. Well, wouldn't you like to come inside and pick some off the wallpaper."

Wilson: "I'll tell you something, Myrt."
Myrtle Mae Simmons: "Yeah?"
Wilson: "You know, you not only got a nice build, but you got something else, too."
Myrtle Mae Simmons: "Really? What?"
Wilson: "You got the screwiest uncle that ever stuck his puss inside our nuthouse."