Lamorne Morris

Eddie: "Did she just say fleek? There's a whole dictionary full of words. There's a library down the street, you won't see fleek in there nowhere."
Jerrod: "He funny. He make me laugh."

Eddie: "Are they shootin' out there?"
Jerrod: "I don't want to die a virgin!"
Calvin: "Get your old ass down, man! Stop playing, get down!"
Eddie: "Oh, hell. I ain't gettin' down there... it would take me too long to get back up!"

"Hashtag Barbershop save the neighborhood is trending on Twitter!"

"I need real friends... or a therapist."