Rip Torn

Zeus: "So, Hades, you finally made it. How are things in the underworld?"
Hades: "Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?"

Zeus: "Fine work, my boy! You've done it! You're a true hero."
Hera: "You were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman."
Zeus: "For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart."

Zeus: "Aw, Hades, don't be such a stiff. Join the celebration."
Hades: "Love to, Babe. But unlike you gods lounging about up here, I regretfully have a full-time job that you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. So, can't. Love to, but can't."