Tobias Licht

Ottilie Giesecke: "Have you escaped from anywhere?"
Dr. Otto Siedler: "From the prison of lonelyness, from the Alcatraz of bachelorhood, from the Bastille of single state."

"A woman is not a tie, you can't put her around your neck against her will."

Dr. Otto Siedler: "Your nasal wings flatter my fingers tips. Both are elegantly curved, like tiny Olympic trails."
Ottilie Giesecke: "I wish I could download you as an app: 1,001 best compliments every woman should hear before she dies."

Dr. Otto Siedler: "You stamped over the white Flokati of my soul with dirty walking shoes."
Ottilie Giesecke: "Well, give yours to the cleaner and send me the bill, you choir boy."

Chef: "Did she said 'yes'?"
Dr. Otto Siedler: "I'm afraid no."
Chef: "Did she said 'no'?"
Dr. Otto Siedler: "I'm afraid yes."

Ottilie Giesecke: "Why are you worried? Yesterday you said no to me, cristalclear."
Dr. Otto Siedler: "I said no because your proposal didn't seemed to come from the bottom of your heart but from the bottom of an empty booze bottle. I was afraid you would regret your step the next day and didn't wanted to embarress you."
Ottilie Giesecke: "What If I have asked you sober?"
Dr. Otto Siedler: "Then my answer would have been the most yes-meaning yes with which somebody has ever answered a question."