Tony Curtis

Joe: "Syncopators. Does that mean you play that very fast music... Jazz?"
Sugar: "Yeah. Real Hot."
Joe: "I guess some like it hot. I personally prefer classical music."

Sugar: "Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?"
Joe: "I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me."

"So you got pinched in the elevator, so what? Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?"

Sherman: "My responsibility is this boat, and to get her out of here I'd even make a pact with the devil."
Holden: "That's where I come in."
Sherman: "That's right."

"Sir, in Las Vegas, the boys would say you're trying to make your point the hard way."

"He has an empty stomach and it's gone to his head."

Sugar: "If my mother could only see me now."
Joe: "I hope *my* mother never finds out."

"When I was a kid, I was the victim of the most vicious propaganda. People told me that money wasn't everything and I believed it. Then I found out that the people that were telling me that money wasn't everything were the people who had a lot of money. Now there are two ways you can get money. You can steal it, or you can marry it."