Date Night - Trailer english

"...and will you, for the love of God, put on a f*cking shirt!!"

Phil: I say, we sit back and relax and enjoy a spread of their finest fruits of the sea. [opens menu] Or, I will just suck on a napkin. Holy mama, look at these prices."
Claire: [scroffing] "If we are gonna pay this much for crab, it better sing and dance and introduce us to the Little Mermaid!"

"He turned the gun sideways! That's a kill shot!"