A Long Way Down * Quotes

"I don't mind the pain. It's the hope that kills me."

"JJ, I'm a professional liar, you're not even a competent one."

"You see... Jess needs to feel important... Maureen, she needs to feel... loved. And you, you just need to grow a brain. See, you can solve your problems. But me... I can't."

"I underestimated how much they hate me."

"I wasn't aware this was a competition."

"You know how I feel when I wake up in the morning? Humiliated. How do I feel at lunch time? Humiliated. My life flows in a steady stream of humiliation. I'm not sad, not angry, just humiliated."

Jess: "He looked like Matt Damon! And he was naked!"
Penny: "Matt Damon? Tell me more!"