Imogen Poots

"JJ, I'm a professional liar, you're not even a competent one."

Jess: "He looked like Matt Damon! And he was naked!"
Penny: "Matt Damon? Tell me more!"

JJ: "My therapist told me story, true story, about this guy who survived jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge."
Jess: "It's an anecdote, not strictly a story."
JJ: "The moment he jumped, he realized that the only thing in his life he couldn't fix was the thing he'd just done. I mean, can you imagine those 5 seconds as he fell. The agony of that. Well, to me, it feels like I fell without falling, because of you guys. I had my 5 seconds up on that roof, and not in the air."

Jess: "Are we in a gang?"
Martin: "This is not a gang."

"You're getting a thrill out of this, aren't you, you pervert! Oh my God, you're Martin Sharp! You ARE a pervert."

Julia Maddon: "Life can be full of surprises."
Little Pete: "I find life to be full of people who think they're smart 'cause they have a fancy accent. No offense."
Julia Maddon: "Some taken."

Tobey: "The hits just keep on coming with you huh?"
Julia: "Never judge a girl by her Gucci boots."
Tobey: "Her what?"
Julia: "High heels."
Tobey: "Why don't you just say that?"

Benny: "Alright beauty, this is gonna sound insane, but I need a 2 lane grasshopper in order to get these guys off your back."
Tobey: "Roger."
Julia: "What's a grasshopper?"
Tobey: "You may wanna close your eyes for this."
Julia: "Is it worse than bus, bus, bus?"