Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles * Quotes

"Crime, violence and fear have run rampant. Our great city is being destroyed. People want justice restored to this world. People want heroes, Miss O'Neil. [Unveils a set of chemicals] But heroes are not born, they're created. That's what your father and I were trying to do: create heroes."

"Allow me to be the badass for once."

Leonardo: "Donnie, what are the odds of surviving this?"
Donatello: "0.00000003%!"
Leonardo: "I'll take it!"

Raphael: "Drive!"
Vernon Fenwick: "You're a talking turtle!?"
Raphael: "Yeah, I'm a talking turtle and you are a human nerd. Now, that we got that out of the way, hit it!"

"Come with me, I gotta safe place for you to hide. And if you're thirsty I got a secret stash of orange crush behind the fridge. Don't tell Raph."

"Hey, have you seen that video where the cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks?"

"My sons, your training is not yet complete. But you will become the warriors that legends are made of."