The Incredible Burt Wonderstone * Quotes

"We're here to do magic, not Nicole."

"Bad things don't happen to us, they happen for us."

"I said 'no offence', therefore you can't be offended."

Burt Wonderstone: "Are you a lesbian?"
Jane: "Is every woman who doesn't sleep with you a lesbian?"
Burt Wonderstone: "Oh, no, I have slept with plenty of lesbians."

Jane: "[after Gray has burned his skin at a Kids birthday-party] That is a terrible trick to do for children. What if they try and copy you?"
Steve Gray: "I sue them. It's my trick."

"I quit the business, I don't read the trades and I'm late for my coma."

Steve Gray: "I take people's nightmares and turn them into dream-realities."
Rance Holloway: "What the fuck is a dream-reality?"