Aubrey Plaza

Lenore: "Hey! We're heading to Daytona. So you guys want to tag along for a bit maybe, party some babies into us?"
Jason: "We have a very important tee time."
Dick: "Obviously I've got the bigger 3-wood."
Lenore: "Good, maybe you can use it to hit your balls right into my vagina."
Jason: "Holy shit!"

Lenore: "I want you to tear open my bra like it's a social security check. Now fumble around and pretend like you're trying to find your glasses."
[she pushes her chest into his face]
Dick Kelly: "I found them! I can see!"

Lenore: "I like your pull out couch."
Dick Kelly: "Yeah? Well I got news for you, that's the only thing that's gonna be pulling out tonight."

[Dick squeezes too much sun cream onto Lenore's chest]
Dick Kelly: "Whoops. That never usually happens."
Lenore: "Really? It happens to me all the time."

Dick Kelly: "Are those my pants?"
Lenore: "I found a Werther's Original in the pocket and I've been sucking on it all morning."

Tatiana: "One time I got high, I read the back of the shampoo bottle for thirteen hours."
Jeanie: "Because it said repeat."
Tatiana: "Rinse and repeat."
Jeanie: "I get it."

"'A couple that yogas together stays together'."

"'A perfect day for a perfect wedding #perfect'."
[Ingrid reads Taylor's Instagram Account]