Columbus Short

Jensen: "Did you know that cats can make one thousand different sounds and dogs can only make ten? Cats, man. Not to be trusted."
Pooch: "You know what? Do me a favor - NEVER say that again."

Pooch: "Okay. You know that if we do this, we are waging a war against the Central Intelligence Agency."
Cougar: "They started it."

Pooch: "The Pooch may lie, the Pooch may steal, the Pooch may..."
Jensen: "The Pooch may refer to himself in the third person?"
Pooch: "Occasionally, but the Pooch will not cheat."
Jensen: "The Pooch can relax. I was worried about Cougar."
Pooch: "Yeah, right, it's always the quiet ones."

Jensen: "Legless Pooch and I are on it!"
Pooch: "Call me 'legless Pooch' again, and you're gonna be 'headless Jensen'!"
Jensen: "I think it's a cool name, makes ya sound like a pirate."
Pooch: "Ya mama's a pirate."

"Oh my God, I'm the black MacGyver... BlaGyver!"

Jensen: "Can you stand?"
Pooch: "I've been shot in *both* of my legs. What kind of dumb-ass question is that, really?"
Jensen: "So now we're Mister Grumpy-pants? You know, you're not the only one who got shot today."

[Approaching a run down yellow schoolbus while they're searching for an ecsape vehicle]
Pooch: "Ah!"
Jensen: "No!"
Pooch: "Yeah!"
Jensen: "Really?"
Pooch: "Why not!"
Jensen: "Can you?"
Pooch: "Of course!"