Jane Fonda

Charlie: "And about the holidays..."
Viola: "Are you gonna keep me away?"
Charlie: "You must be present for every Christmas, Thanksgiving, birthday, school play, clarinet recital and soccer game in our kids' lives. I want you to love them and spoil them and teach them things that Kevin and I can't, like how to throw a right hook for example. I want you there, Viola. I do, up front and center. From this point i will not negotiate."
Ruby: "Damn, that girl can give a nice little speech."

Viola: "What's wrong with you?"
Ruby: "I am sick. I am sick, sick, sick of your shit. And when I'm not sick, I'm tired. I am sick and tired!"

"Human beings really know how to be pathetic when they try to, huh?"

"For the next seven days you are all my children again. And you are all grounded."

Viola: "I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude!"
Ruby: "I know. Now that's just wrong."
Viola: "Thank You."
Ruby: "You are far worse. I don't recall Gertrude ever trying to poison you. And I'm pretty sure she wore black to your wedding."
Viola: "Black. Yeah, she said she was in mourning. I just want my son to be happy."
Ruby: "Whatever made you think he wasn't?"

"I thought you were dead, but evil doesn't die so easily."

Charlie: "Where's your bridesmaid dress?"
Viola: "Oh, I gave it to Ruby's daughter, she works at Hooters, she was thrilled."
Ruby: "I have a daughter?"

Viola: "Why the question mark?"
Charlie: "Oh, 'cause I just don't know."