Jerry Lewis

Jim's Father: "Where the hell are you going at this hour?"
Jim Stone: "Official police business, Dad."
Jim's Father: "Who's the cop?"
Jim Stone: "I am, Dad... we both are."

Jim Stone: "What do you think?"
Jim's Father: "Well, I think there's a lot more to making a cop than just paper."
Jim Stone: "Yes, but I just thought it was unusual."
Jim's Father: "It is."
Jim's Father: "You know, a good cop is going to look at it and know exactly what to do."Jim Stone: "What do you think?"
Jim's Father: "Well, I think there's a lot more to making a cop than just paper."
Jim Stone: "Yes, but I just thought it was unusual."
Jim's Father: "It is."
Jim's Father: "You know, a good cop is going to look at it and know exactly what to do."