Joe Manganiello

Mike: "Look, I love you guys. This trip has been ridiculous and amazing. So please, do not make me give the whole 'it's not about how we go out there and do it, it's about getting to go out there and do it together' speech that I just gave you. What are you? You're not a fireman."
Big Dick Richie: "I'm a male entertainer."
Mike: "Oh yeah, what are we?"
Big Dick Richie, Salvador, Tarzan: "Male entertainers."
Rome: "Hey, hey, hey, hold that up. Look, it's not bro time, it's show time. Are you guys ready?"

"Tomorrow, we start the pilgrimage to Myrtle Beach for the convention!"

"Nobody, nobody messes with the mojo on the last ride!"

Big Dick Richie: "Is this, uh, is this how the whole trip is going to be? You're going to be on this thing the whole time?"
Mike: "Are you kidding? Relax, I've got a bunch of orders just came in. The guys at the shop are just freaking out."
Big Dick Richie: "If you're going to be here, be here, man. Be present."
Mike: "Okay, I'll be present."

Brainy Smurf: "We don't know how long we could be down here, so whatever you do, don't eat all your rations."
Clumsy Smurf: "I just ate all my rations!"
Hefty Smurf: "What... why would you do that?"
Clumsy Smurf: "I'm stress eating!"

Brainy Smurf: "Hefty, bring me some firewood."
Hefty Smurf: "A little 'please' would be nice."
Brainy Smurf: "Yes, it would, but I haven't got my politeness badge yet, so there you go."