Michael Peña

Woman: "This might be the strangest thing I have ever come across. He writes letters?"
Claire: "Who are they to?"
Woman: "Howard doesn't write letters to people, he writes to things. Time, love, death."
Simon: "Kids write letters to Santa Claus, it doesn't mean they're crazy."
Claire: "No, this is therapeutic."

Ponch: "Okay, we need to focus." [gets distracted]
Jon Baker: "Are you kidding me right now?"
Ponch: "I'm just like kind of powerless to when it comes to yoga pants, you know."
Jon Baker: "Let's get you out of this parking lot, you have a visible erection. You think you can ride with that?"
Ponch: "I don't know."

Jon Baker: "I need to get into some warm water."
Ponch: "I'm not going to carry you there!"
Jon Baker: "I saved your life yesterday."
Ponch: "Oh, my God! I knew you were going to bring it up."
Jon Baker: "Grab me and get it over with."

Jon Baker: "We're like Jay Z and Beyoncé. We are ride or die."
Ponch: "I'm Jay Z."

Lt. Gerry Stanton: "I received very serious allegations of an assault. Corruption charges against you. Now what have we learned?"
Bob Bolaño: "Bribery and corruption are bad."
Lt. Gerry Stanton: "Yes! Progress has been made."

Ponch: "It's like you're three beers too intimate."
Jon Baker: [mocking Ponch] "I'm a tough motorcycle cop. I got no emotion."

Jon Baker: [in his underwear] "What's up, I'm Jon."
Ponch: "Poncherello."
Jon Baker: "Awesome, man, we're partners. Let's keep this up with a real thing."
[he tries to hug Ponch, but is pushed away]
Ponch: "Woh, dude."
Jon Baker: "If you're homophobic or whatever, that's cool."
Ponch: "No. No, no, no, no, no... you think I'm homophobic...?"
Brian Grieves: "Jon Baker the Baker?"
[Ponch watches as Baker and Grieves hug tight both in their underwear]

Jon Baker: "Your face went on my..."
Ponch: "No, no, no, no! There was no contact."
Jon Baker: "I could have swore I felt either your nose or your lips."
Ponch: "Nope! There might have been like a... a little, like a little bit of contact."
[Jon laughs]