Rhys Ifans

"The modern battlefield is everywhere."

Tom Solomon: "How could you do this to me?"
Winton Childs: "I haven't done anything to you, Violet did something to you, not me. If a woman wants to kiss me I'm going to f*cking kiss her. Underneath all that polite bullshit we're all running on caveman software. If she's got a husband, or a fiancé, or a boyfriend it's on her conscience, not mine."
Tom Solomon: "You should run."
Winton Childs: "Look Tom, this is ridiculous. Let's just put a stop to this now, please. Come on, I'm sorry. I really am."
Tom Solomon: "Winton, if you feel bad at all for what you did then you'll run from me."
Winton Childs: "Well, okay, I'll keep running. I'm off."

"A dealer is really just someone who buys more dope than he can smoke. And I have to say, I'm ashamed, I tried to smoke it all. There was just too f*ckin' much of it."

"Every time I crossed the border, I'd get a religious flash and an asexual orgasm."

"In the papers they call people who sell drugs pushers. You know, like you've got to try really hard to get rid of it. Doesn't really work like that, does it?"

Patrick Lane: "You need to explain this big lot of money?"
Howard Marks: "Yeah."
Patrick Lane: "Sounds like you need a bent accountant."

"Don't do it unless you are prepared never to be a grass. However, appearing to co-operate is another matter."

"I staged my own abduction, so my Dad wouldn't forfeit bail. You don't forfeit bail if you've been kidnapped."