Siri

Robin: "Wow, do I get a costume?"
Batman: "Don't touch that."
Puter: "The Mariachi."
Robin: "I like that one."
Batman: "That one is culturally insensitive."
Puter: "Night Terror."
Robin: "What do we think of this?"
Puter: "Glambat."
Robin: "This one."
Batman: "Absolutely not!"
[the next costume is called ]"
Robin: [sees the Reggae Man costume] "Wait, what's that one there? [he puts it on] I love it. The only trouble is these pants are just a little tight. I got an idea. [takes off the pants] Rip! That's better. Now I'm free, now I'm moving. Come on, Batman, let's get grooving!"
[shaking his naked butt at Batman]
Batman: "I can only look you in the eyes right now."

Batman: "Hey, 'puter, I'm home."
Puter: "Welcome home, sir. Initializing Batcave music."

Puter: "So did anything exciting happen today?"
Batman: "I saved the city again. It was off the chain. Anyway, I should probably have some grub."
Puter: "Alfred left your lobster thermidor in the fridge."
Batman: "Oh, that's my favorite. I can't wait."