Fist Fight * Quotes

911 Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Andy: "There's a crazy guy at my high school and he's trying to beat me up!"
911 Operator: "If you have a problem with a bully I need you to speak to a teacher."
Andy: "I am teacher!"
[the operator and all colleagues are laughing]
911 Operator: "You're a grow man, now go and take that ass-whooping."

"Why don't you just take a punch and just go down? Play dead like possums do or anything that's like a pussy animal."

Andy Campbell: "Holly, you're guidance counselor. You're not doing meth again, right?"
Holly: "Yeah. Yeah, just a little bit."
Andy Campbell: "Don't do meth."
Holly: "Because it's the gateway."
Andy Campbell: "It's the finish line!"

"You think this is funny, I'm going to show you what's funny."
[to a student]

"I'm done with this shit. No more Mr. Nice Guy, no more playing by the rules."

Ron: "I'm gonna fight you."
Andy: "I'm sorry, what?"
Ron: "Parking lot, after school! It's on."
Andy: "Teachers don't fight!"
Ron: "I want everybody to see this."

"'Hashtag teacher fight'? Who else knows about this?"