Paul Williams

Big Enos: "Son, you're looking at a legend."
Little Enos: "I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy."

Bandit: "Hold on, Now just wait a minute... just what do you need all that beer for anyway?"
Little Enos: "Because he's thirsty, dummy!"

Little Enos: "I think you're just a little bit scared."
Bandit: "That's real good psychology. Why don't you say something bad about my mother?"
Little Enos: "Your momma is so ugly..."

Big Enos: "Twenty to one I break the son of a bitch this time."
Little Enos: "Gimme five-hundred on the Bandit."

Bandit: "Now, gettin' to Texarkana and back in 28 hours, that's no problem."
Little Enos: "It ain't never been done before, hot shit."
Bandit: "Watch your language, little lady."