Blaine: "You know what I fear more than death?"
Candy Baker: "Love?"
Blaine: "Unrealized potential."

"Katie Candy Cane, is she a stripper?"

Pat Candy: "I see you're still here. I'm gonna strip the bark off of you, Bodine."
Jane: "I'll see you out there."

Ben: "How many times have you gone against Candy?"
Jane: "Three of four times."
Ben: "How many times has he beat you?"
Jane: "Uhm, three or four times."

"Katie Candy Cane, is she a stripper?"

Diana Prince: "How can a woman possibly fight in this?"
Etta Candy: "Fight? We use our principles. Although, I am not opposed to engaging in a bit of fisticuffs should the occasion arise."

Etta Candy: "It's Etta Candy, I'm Steve Trevor's secretary."
Diana Prince: "What is a secretary?"
Etta Candy: "I go where he tells me to go and I do what he tells me to do."
Diana Prince: "Well where I from that's called slavery."
Etta Candy: "I really like her."
Steve Trevor: "Fantastic. Ladies, after you."
Etta Candy: "Oh, I do. I like her."

Candy: "Don't you want to try me?"
Bobby: "Listen, I'm so lonely I would have been happy just to talk, but now I'm even too tired for that."

"You made Mrs. March feel like she could see again. You made Ford believe he was part of something. You give out hope like it was candy in your pocket."

Pat Candy: "Jane Bodine."
Jane: "Pat."
Pat Candy: "So, what you're doing here? I thought you retired, or gave up or something."
Jane: "What happened to your hair?"
Pat Candy: "So you still got a great sense of humor."

Jane: "'It may be possible to hold power based on guns; but it is far better and more gratifying to win the heart of the nation'."
Pat Candy: "That's nice."

"I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches."

Mina: "Are you alright?"
Hansel: "Yeah. When I was a kid, a witch made me eat so much candy, I got sick. Something happened to me. I have to take this injection every few hours or else I die."

"We learned a couple of things while we were trapped in that house. One, never walk in to a house made of candy. And two, if you're gonna kill a witch, set her ass on fire."

Zero: "What happened?"
M. Gustave: "What happened, my dear Zero, is I beat the living shit out of a sniveling little runt called Pinky Bandinski, who had the gall to question my virility. Because, if there's one thing we've learned from penny dreadfuls, it's that when you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy ass; you've got to prove yourself from day one. You've got to win their respect. You should take a long look at HIS ugly mug this morning... [takes a sip of water and laughs] he's actually become a dear friend."

Kid: "Candy corn?"
Willie: "Well... they all can't be winners!"