"Some guys spend half their lives trying to invent something like that. You walk into a pool room with that go-go-go, the guys'll be *killing* each other, trying to get to you. You got that... But I'll tell you something, kiddo. You couldn't find big time if you had a road map."

"I don't know how the other guys do it so quickly. Well you probably wouldn't be dead if it was Logan. What's he got to change into? He wears a fucking tank-top and a pair of jeans."

Beck: "I don't make deals with people like you."
Travis: "You don't even know me."
Beck: "You're just like every other jackass that I've taken down. First they try to run, then they try to fight, then they try to negotiate. And when that doesn't work, you're gonna do what all the others do when they realize it's over."
Travis: "Oh, yeah? What's that?"
Beck: "You're gonna get down on your hands and knees and you're gonna beg me for a break. Well, guess what? I don't give breaks. No breaks."

Iz: "You told me you guys were selling bed sheets."
David: "I also told you that we were selling other stuff too."
Iz: "I thought you meant pillows!"

Patrick: "You really expect me to sit while you swan off with another man on a honeymoon?"
Lou: "His other caregiver is coming, too."
Patrick: "Oh, two guys! Oh well, well, that's alright then."

"There are four types of people who join the military. For some, it's a family trade. Others are patriots, eager to serve. Next, you have those who just need a job. Than there's the kind who want a legal means of killing other people."

"We were the means of each other's end, we helped each other get here. It was a useful arrangement. Let's not go confusing with vague terms like friend."

Bai Ling: "I don't get it. Were does all that fun get you? If you find the right person, why waste time on the others?"
Chow Mo Wan: "If I find the right person? A man like me has nothing much except free time. That's why I need company."
Bai Ling: "So people are just time fillers to you?"
Chow Mo Wan: "I wouldn't say that. Other people can borrow my time to."
Bai Ling: "And tonight? Are you borrowing me, or am I borrowing you?"
Chow Mo Wan: "No difference. Maybe I borrowed you earlier, now you're borrowing me."
Bai Ling: "Ridiculous."

Alma Dray: "Is it magicians in general you have a problem with? Or specifically those guys?"
Dylan Rhodes: "I could care less about magicians in general. What I hate is people who exploit other people."
Alma Dray: "Exploit them how?"
Dylan Rhodes: "By taking advantage of their weaknesses. Their need to believe in something that's unexplainable in order to make their lives more bearable."
Alma Dray: "I see it as a strength. My life is happier when I believe that."

Steve Rogers: "You just can't stop yourself from lying, can you?"
Nick Fury: "I didn't lie. Agent Romanoff had a different mission than yours."
Steve Rogers: "Which you didn't feel obliged to share."
Nick Fury: "I'm not obliged to do anything."
Steve Rogers: "Those hostages could have died, Nick."
Nick Fury: "I sent the greatest soldier in history to make sure that didn't happen."
Steve Rogers: "Soldiers trust each other. That's what make it an army. Not a bunch of guys running around shooting guns."
Nick Fury: "Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye. Look, I didn't want you doing anything you weren't comfortable with. Agent Romanoff is comfortable with everything."
Steve Rogers: "I can't lead a mission when the people I'm leading have missions of their own."
Nick Fury: "It's called compartmentalization. Nobody spills the secrets, because nobody knows them all."
Steve Rogers: "Except you."
Nick Fury: "You're wrong about me. I do share. I'm nice like that."

Fred Blake: "Can't you just sit down and relax and enjoy it? In our long friendship, this is our first ever guys' night out."
Robert Stansfield: "Friendship?"
Fred Blake: "Yeah. I mean, you're probably the guy I hate the most in this whole fuckin' world, but we've known each other what, nine, ten years already? My freedom is based on the deep respect that I have for you."
Robert Stansfield: "Explain how that works. How can we have a friendship when you hate me?"
Fred Blake: "It works just fine. Look at my best friends, I killed them all."
Robert Stansfield: [stays speechless]
Fred Blake: "Just kidding."

"We developed a code so that we can communicate with each other even in front of the others without them knowing what we are saying. When we turn our heads to the left it means 'I love you more than anything in the world' and when we turn our heads to the right it means 'watch out, we're in danger!'. We had to be very careful in the beginning not to mix up 'I love you more than anything in the world' with 'watch out, we're in danger!'. When we raise our left arm it means 'I want to dance in your arms', when we make a fist and put it behind our backs it means 'let's f*ck'. The code grew and grew as time went by, and within a few weeks we could talk about almost anything without even opening our mouths."

"Are you guys sleeping with each other?"
"Nooo!"
"Good, oh my god, good..."

"Oh. One other thing. If you guys ever have kids, and one of them, when he's eight years old, accidentally sets fire to the living room rug... go easy on him."

"All they got from Paulie was protection from other guys looking to rip them off. That's what it's all about. That's what the FBI can never understand - that what Paulie and the organization offer is protection for the kinds of guys who can't go to the cops. They're like the police department for wiseguys."

Manny: "Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. They just... punch each other on the shoulder."
Ellie: "That's stupid!"
Manny: "To a girl... To a guy that's like six months of therapy!"